Legal Dysfunction Notice.

Watch Out!

The coincidences found in this document are purely onanistic and in no way imply–at all–period.  By accessing this document you are tacitly agreeing to do whatever I say for the next twelve (12) hours.  No part of this document may reproduce.  If you didn’t write it, chances are pretty good that someone else did.  Any links, references or allusions to other documents and artifacts are presented as a public service and

cannot be construed, so don’t try.  Say, you’re pretty good at this CyberSpace thing.  Are you one of those outlaw hackers or something?

All trademarks and copyrights herein belong to someone else so put that down before you break it.  Dress codes will be strictly enforced. Prices may fluctuate wildly as profiteering allows.  Latecomers will not be seated until all reasonable means have

been exhausted. 

So there.